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The Death Star!

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Well ladies and gentlemen, guess what time it is?!?!?! It’s end of month at Initech!!

My word, Han Solo, I forgot how amazing you were in these movies.  TV Timeout while we admire Harrison Ford and the complete B.A.ness of him through all three movies.  Han Solo2Why don’t I know anyone like this in my life??  SOMEONE PLEASE BE MY FRIEND IF YOU ACT LIKE HIM!!

Anyway, back to the Death Star, er, Initech, as you all know it’s my least favorite time of the month.  That wonderful week of absolute hell and torture that comes at my high stress job.  Mandatory overtime, understaffed expectations we cannot obtain, and a frustrating bank that I want to burn to the ground.  Ok, maybe that’s a bit harsh, but I’m sure you’ve all had that moment when you have wanted to just scream your head off while sitting in your cubicle.  You must understand my pain.

Irony of ironies, because I’ve been working so many hours this week I haven’t had time for my running regimen I’ve set myself up on.  Still don’t know why I’m running, but that’s another post for another day.  The point is that I waited all day like a kid on Christmas Eve for that 6 o’clock hour to hit so I could leave, head home, and head out for a run.  It was beautiful out today, mid 80s, sunny, slight breeze.  A little humid, but I can deal with that.  Until 6:00pm on the dot, though, when a huge thunderstorm rolled in and unleashed over Pittsburgh and the surrounding suburbs.  Well…scratch that, then.  Guess I’m going home and being lazy like I have all week.

Readers, friends, what do you do for exercise when it’s raining/snowing/tornadoing/earthquaking out and the free gym you call the park is not available?  Pilates puts my to sleep, so don’t suggest that.  What are some other good activities I can do that won’t take 30 years and will get my heart rate up??

It’s Memorial Day weekend this weekend, one of the few holidays Initech actually accepts exists.  Hello, we didn’t even get Easter off, those commie bastards!!  So I am gunning for Friday, and this wonderful 3 day weekend that is coming up.  Three days without crabby coworkers??  I’ll take it!!

Baking tonight, and then to bed early, it will be another long day tomorrow at work.  Just have to keep reminding myself that I’m blessed to have a job.  Blessed to have a job.  Remember that!!

Night everyone!!!  Let’s go Pens!!

The Worst Mistake of My Life

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There are moments and events in my life that I look back on and think, “What in the world was I thinking?”  We all have them, sometimes I think I have them more than most.  I mean, I found my keys in the fridge the other week…what in the world was I thinking to stick them in there??

Most of my life I’ve been able to laugh at those “What in the…” moments I have.  My keys were a little chilly, but they still drove me to work in one piece.  Everyone once in awhile, though, I have one of those “What in the…” moments that I can’t laugh off.  I can’t laugh off because they’re so ridiculous, and un-Elisabeth.  They’re awful ideas.

I had one of these ideas 3 weeks ago, and I’m still regretting my decision to pursue this.  In an effort to get back into shape, I suggested to my old college roommate that we sign up to run a 5K.  I figured she’d say no, that I’m crazy, and we’d go back to discussing hockey.  Except, my old roommate didn’t say no.  She said yes.  And just like that, I was training for a 5K.

Here’s the thing about me and running: we hate each other.  Honestly, I can’t think of any worse way to spend a day than running around a park somewhere.  I’m not good at running, I run at one pace, which is super slow, and I always seem to some how trip/injure myself when I least can afford to take a spill.  Honestly, I’m the world’s worst runner.

The Hunger GamesAnd yet here I am, 3 weeks into training for my first 5K.  Oy.  It’s been slow going, but that’s ok.  I’m up to a steady half mile run, and then a lot of walking.  Maybe that doesn’t sound like a lot to you, but remind yourself that every step I take I take with absolute dread.  I am forcing myself to put one foot in front of the other by pretending I’m in the Hunger Games and I’m being hunted.  I even downloaded the soundtrack so I can run to the bone-chilling music while I fight for my right to live  as a Victor.  I will defeat everyone!!!

Ok, maybe that’s a little extreme, but that’s how I feel.  No lie.  I have to blare Pump Up Music into my ears every time I run or else I just give up.  Eye of the Tiger, I got you!  We’re rocking up the hill together.

20120513.ColorRun.1751So what’s the end goal of all this?  Well, we are going to run the Pittsburgh Color Run.  I decided early on into this suicide mission (like 30 seconds in) that if we were going to run a 5K, it was going to be a fun 5K, And what’s more fun than running 3.2 miles while being sprayed with all sorts of rainbow colors so that you have to throw everything you’re wearing out?  Don’t answer that, your replies may force me to quit this entire “running” thing I have going right now.  Just nod and say, “Of course Elisabeth, running a color run is a great idea!”

Help me keep this up, by the way.  Offer to run with me if you’re around, or just remind me why it’s good that I want to run.  Or give me cookies, same thing. 🙂 I won’t tell anyone if you slip me some cookies.

Done with my run today, making good time.  Now it’s time to curl up on the couch and watch some mindless television before it’s time for bed.  At least I don’t feel like a lazy couch potato…much. 🙂

Happy Hump Day!

Lis

Next Week: R is for Roller Coaster Tycoon

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Holy Cinco de Mayo, it’s May already!!  Where has this year gone??  We’re in May already???  Really?!?!?

Like many things in my life, I’ve let this blog slide a little.  It’s not to say I don’t care about my blog, it’s just that life, and it’s oddball ways, has kept me super busy for the past few months, making it hard to find time to blog.  Maybe that’s a good thing…maybe it means I have a life again. 🙂

I’m hopping back on the blogging bandwagon, though, with a brand new adventure next week with one of my favorite people in the world: my sister Allison. ali When you share a room with a person for fifteen years of your life, you inevitably become close to them, even when you swear on your assortment of blond-haired Barbie dolls that you won’t.  We’ve definitely had our moments as sisters (what sisters haven’t??) but we have a lot to celebrate next weekend.  It’s her birthday, Mother’s Day, and a blog entry on my blog all rolled into one!!  Who has time for arguing when there’s so much celebrating to do!?!

Since I’ll be making the loooooooooooong trek home to my parent’s house next weekend (the middle of Pennsylvania is probably the dullest landscape on the eastern coast), I figured we should try to squeeze in as much fun as possible when we’re there.  This will include a stop at one of my favorite places in the world (ironically located in the middle of that awful Pennsylvanian landscape I dread driving through: HersheyPark).

For anyone who does not actually know me and my family, we are amusement park junkies.  So many people I know tell me about how their family vacations growing up were caravan trips to the beach, where they spent marathon hours on the sandy shores building sandcastles, boogie boarding, and watching their skin darken.  Their family vacations consisted of laying around, slapping on the sunscreen, and watching the world float by.

I think my family took one beach vacation like that, and we became really bored.  We Days are movers and shakers: vacation isn’t about relaxing to us, it’s about seeing new things, having fun, and learning how far we can push the boundaries of family bonding time before we want to explode (max: 5 days).  It’s about laughing too much, eating what we shouldn’t, and running around to different amusement parks throughout North America.  As a family, we love amusement parks.

At my current age, I can safely admit to you that I am a roller coaster junkie.  I can’t get enough of them.  My first front seat ride was at the age of 7 on the Phoenix at Knoebels Amusement Resort.  I remember, to my horror, as family members ran up the exit ramp to make sure I really wanted to sit in the front seat.  Yes, silly adults, I wanted to sit in the front seat.  I was 7!  Clearly old enough to handle a top 5 best wooden roller coaster in the world.  Who wouldn’t be ready for that??  Since then, I’ve ridden on most of the top roller coasters on the east coast, as well as Knotts Berry Farm and Disneyland out in California, and cannot get enough of them.  It’s such a rush.

One park in Pennsylvania that has a TON of roller coasters is HersheyPark.  As a family we’ve been going there since I was born (it’s only 90 minutes away from our middle-of-nowhere town), and as the park has expanded so have the rides.  Some top notch coasters reside there, and next weekend we’ll be taking a spin on a few as we head back to one of my all-time favorite parks.

I love HersheyPark because the entire park, actually, the entire town is built around one man, one company, and one amazing  brand: Hershey’s Chocolate.  I’m not saying it’s the best chocolate bar I’ve ever had in the world (it’s not), but who can resist a delicious Reese’s Cup, especially those Easter eggs??  At HersheyPark they have this dumb tour ride you can go on where it shows you how they make chocolate.  chuck e cheeseIt’s so cheesy, it looks like one of those old Chuck E. Cheese animatronic shows they used to show us as kids.  Remember how scary those things used to be??  No wonder they nixed those in the early 90s, who wants to eat pizza when this fabulous gang of creepers is staring at you!  But seriously, I think the pizza place sold these dumb things to HersheyPark when they dumped them, and HP in return reused them to teach kids how chocolate is made.  It sounds dumb, and it really is.  Yet for some reason I have to ride this ride every. single. time. I’m there.  Maybe it’s because at the end of the ride you get free candy.  Or maybe I’m just being nostalgic for a childhood that, like Power Rangers, Dunkaroos, pogs, and Sock’em Boppers, has been left behind in the last millennium, never to be resurrected again.  Wow.  This blog post just became super deep.

So next week is HersheyPark week!!!  🙂  And my sister’s birthday (anyone have any birthday present ideas for a soon-to-be-24-year-old who loves J Crew??).  And Mother’s Day!!  So much to do in one 48 hour period!!

For now, I’m heading out for a run (more on my suicide mission later this week).  Maybe the endorphin rush will help me forget about these Chuck E. Cheese creatures staring at me.  Maybe…

Have a fabulous week!

E